It’s Time To Get Rid Of Everything Pumpkin Spice
Sometimes, you have to make an executive decision.
Every time I catch a whiff of pumpkin spice, I feel like getting sick. Then I taste it, and I do.
I know a lot of people are really into it, including a few of my coworkers. Unpopular opinion: I can't stand it. Plus, the aroma continues to permeate for hours afterward, so I had to step in: No more pumpkin spice allowed in the KDAT studio!
First of all, the rules say no beverages in the studio to begin with, so you're already doing something illegal. But if I see anyone bringing it in here, I might be the one the engineer has to come after. Why? Because I will spill it on the console...ON PURPOSE! I'm telling you, I won't even make it to the sink before I dump that junk out.
Pumpkin spice is a bunch of bologna. In fact, I hear there is ACTUAL pumpkin spice bologna. Probably not, but it would certainly not surprise me. But let it be known, I best not be seeing any more of it in my presence anytime soon.
No to mention, there's no actual pumpkin in pumpkin spice. FAKE NEWS!
Have at it. Pumpkin spice everything is lame. Change my mind.
And as John Tesh would say, "that's intelligence for your life" according to Eric Stone.