As you already know, this Sunday is Father's Day. And what a better gift to give your sweet loving father than a day full of DAD JOKES! It's time to get him back for the endless larks that you are embarrassed to admit may have made you smile a few times. Fear not, because I've got the whole day planned for you. Sit back and let the vengeance begin.

1. While dad is enjoying a lovely breakfast....

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Hey Dad, why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!

 

2. While dad is worshiping in church....

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Hey Dad, how do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it

 

3. While dad sneezes....

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Hey Dad, how do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!

 

4. While dad is grocery shopping.....

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Hey Dad, would you like your milk in a bag? You know you should really leave it in the carton!

 

5. While dad is filing mail...

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Hey Dad, want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind it's TEARable!

 

6. While dad is biking...

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Hey Dad, why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was TWO TIRED!

 

7. While dad is least expecting it.....

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Hey Dad, did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke? He won the NO-BELL prize!

Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there!

Check out more jokes where I found these: here, here, here.

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