Woman Sells Sex For Nachos
According to The Associated Press, "A woman in Ohio is accused of selling sex for $60 and some nachos."
The cops were running a sting operation in the area. They contacted 36-year-old Crystal Hotlosz after seeing her profile on the internet.
The undercover cops met her in a parking lot. The AP reports, "she wanted $50 and some nachos, and later upped her price to $60." No word if she requested a side of sour cream.
This is a very odd story. Not only is she charging $60 for her services, she wants nachos, too. It must have been a long day at the office, she was obviously famished.
The AP report says, "police met the woman in the parking lot of a Mexican restaurant". She asked for the cash, and the nachos. They arrested her minutes later.
This reminds me of an old joke: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? NACHO CHEESE!
I hope this woman learns a lesson from this. Always eat BEFORE you go to work.
[Source: The Associated Press]