Teenage boy (16-17) being arrested
Doug Menuez

A Des Moines man is in custody after an incident at a Mason City Kum & Go convenience store last week. Gabriel Lee, 18, was arrested after exposing and pleasuring himself inside the store. The story from North Iowa Today indicates Lee was actually in the aisles at the time of his release.

"Ironic" doesn't even begin to explain that one. I wonder if In-N-Out Burger has ever had the real thing occur within it's doors. That one would require multiple arrests.

Maybe some day that chain will change it's name. "Jizz 'N Jet?"