German Police Say ‘Grenade’ Found in Forest Was Adult Toy
A German bomb squad was called to investigate what was thought to be a suspected hand grenade in a Bavarian forest determined that the item in question was actually an adult toy.
The 'grenade' was reported by a jogger who found a bag that had the device in it near Passau near the border with Austria and the Czech Republic.
Being that even today, live explosives from World War II are found all over the place in Germany.
Officers forwarded the call to their bomb squad, they quickly were able to determine there was no threat to the area.
One of the officer's hypothesis that this was not a grenade, rather a sex toy shaped like a grenade, was supported by the condoms and lube found in the same bag.
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