A pantless man in Florida was arrested yesterday after police spotted him doing some very obscene things while on a private premise.

Officers were called to the front yard of a townhouse in the Tampa Bay area because of a suspicious person.

When they arrived, Eric Detiege was seen lying in the grass with his penis in one hand, and a "large uneaten pickle" in his other hand, according to the arrest affidavit.

Officers stated Detiege was “using the pickle to penetrate his rectum while he was masturbating.”

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Detiege was arrested on a misdemeanor exposure of sexual organs charge.

He's being held at the Pinellas County Jail in lieu of a $150 bond.

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