Cedar Rapids Blue Ball Bandit Strikes Again
Well, it happened again....for the second year in a row after a big snowstorm: Blue balls right in front of my home. WTF!!!
The "Blue Ball Bandit" is what police are calling the villain out terrorizing local neighborhoods in Cedar Rapids. As you can see by the picture above, this type of artwork is NOT what we need in this city.
I was out last night and came home to this in my front yard. I'm guessing my cat sat in the window and watched the entire production of this blue ball sculpture. He's probably scarred for life! Poor little guy all cute and now he's freaked out.
Who would do something like this? Is this a friend or a foe? Is this a man, woman or alien from another planet? I guess I need to invest in some security cameras. Last year I thought I knew who it was, but it turned out I was wrong. I sure hope somebody can help me find this knucklehead.
It looks like I wasn't the only person that got a ball statue last night. From what I can see on social media, about seven other homes were hit sometime after 9 p.m. The bandit had a very busy night of rolling balls and shafts. Why do the balls have to be blue? Can't they just be regular balls? This person is obviously very messed up in the head and needs therapy or a hug, or both.
My neighbors must think I'm crazy. This is the second year in a row they've woken up to a BIG BALL snowman in their neighbors yard. This needs to stop, I won't rest until these people are behind bars.
Show your face bandit, unless you don't have the balls. -JZ out.