Wisconsin Man Steals Undies From Laundromats to Start House Fires, Huh?
A Fond du Lac County, Wisconsin man got himself in a whole lotta trouble and we was wearing women's underwear at the time...ok? WSAW
Michael L. Miller, 43 has been charged with 27 different counts with a variety of crimes including arson and stealing people's undies. Here's the deal, Mikey is into some sick, sick stuff. One of his many passions is stealing undies from laundromats. What he used them for, well at least some of them, is bizarre.
Michael would use the stolen underwear to start house fires. In one situation he stole a woman's bra and stuffed into the furnace exhaust PVC pipe. Also, a kid's swimsuit was stuffed into the intake PVC pipe of the furnace. These items were then lit on fire.
Michael had done this several times around the community. Steal the undies, use them to start a fire. At the time of his arrest when he admitted to these fires he admitted to officers that he was in fact wearing women's underwear. Musta found a pair that fit just right!
Mikey admitted to 12 of these fires around town, yikes! Here's where is gets sick...as if that wasn't bad enough. With his search and arrest, they also found him with a mass amount of child porn. Michael is going away for a long, long time.
Here are your criminal totals for this loser:
POSSESSION OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY - 5 COUNTS
ARSON OF PROPERTY OTHER THAN BUILDING - 1 COUNT
ARSON OF BUILDING - 11 COUNTS
FELONY CRIMINAL DAMAGE TO PROPERTY - 4 COUNTS
...and throw away the key.