What Would The Ultimate Iowa Tattoo Look Like?

I've been talking about getting a tattoo for about 6 months now. I still haven't decided on what ink to get. A co-worker suggested I do an Iowa theme for my tattoo. After telling Producer Mike that he's crazy, I walked out of the room.

But the more I think about it, it's not that bad of an idea. Perhaps I could get a corn tattoo in honor of the GREAT state I live in?

If not corn, how about a tattoo of Iowa's most famous group of degenerates? #slipknot

Maybe I could get a tattoo of the American Gothic painting?

What about the Tree of Five Seasons??!!

Or, how about a classic Iowa farm tattoo??

I think I found what I've been looking for!  This is it!  #Hayden

Let me know what you think......Is there such thing as a cool "Iowa tattoo?" Comment below and we'll discuss it on The KRNA Morning Show!