The Funniest Yelp Reviews for Cedar Rapids Gentleman’s Clubs

Yes, people actually write Yelp reviews of Cedar Rapids and NE Iowa gentleman clubs. I was surprised too. Where there tons and tons? Naw. But there were enough. Oh, and most of the reviewers aren't very gentleman like at all, as you'll soon see.

Now I'll be honest with you. I have never been to a strip club. No, it's true! So this idea came to me while I was visiting a sister station of ours website. They're based in Atlantic City, New Jersey, and I guess one club there generated enough fodder. Here, I had to 'visit' a few clubs review on Yelp. Nice part, I didn't have to leave a tip.

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These reviews are mostly laughable for sure, but if you're a serious strip club consumer, you may actually want to know the best places in the area to hit so you don't waste your time. I wonder if there's a way to get paid to visit and review area strip clubs? Who wouldn't want that gig? Throw in a couple free drinks and I'll sign a lengthly contract.

Here we go - as a note, I've cleaned-up some of the language and made these more readable. I'm not saying the patrons struggle with the English language. Just that they maybe struggle with sentence structure.