Survey Says Farmers Have The Most Sex
It looks like I may be changing professions very soon.
According to a new survey by Lelo UK, "Farmers have the most sex, with over 33% claiming to have sex at least once a day."
Can this really be true? I found the survey from an article that was posted by Mirror. The story said that farmers have the most sex, followed by architects and hairdressers.
Not only are these horny farmers having sex once a day, they are also having REALLY GOOD SEX! It says 67% of these farmers rank their bedroom escapades as 'incredible." Again, I'm in the wrong profession.
On the other side of the coin, the story noted that lawyers are the hardest to please in the bedroom. In fact, 27% of them say they fake an orgasm every time they have sex. I don't know about you, but I object!
And to all of the Iowa farmers out there, congratulations.
It's good to see that somebody is getting laid.