It's Saturday night, be sure to buy those Powerball tickets!

I'm actually joking...don't waste your money. The odds of winning are like 1 in 272 million. It won't happen, save your cash!

The jackpot tonight is almost half a billion dollars. That money would go a long way for my Cat and I. We could retire and find a nice little ranch in Swisher or Shueyville.

If I win, I would take up farming. I think I would be pretty good at it. I like to wake up early and I love animals and corn. I think I'd be a pretty kick-ass farmer! I can see it now, me and the cat plowing fields and taking names. Sign me up!

If you plan to play, have your tickets purchased by 8:59 tonight. The drawing happens at 10. Good luck to all of you, just remember me when you win.

And bet with your head, not over it.