Iowa Nice Guy Warns Chicago To Be Windy Nice to Fred Hoiberg [VIDEO]

Dear Fred,

"I'm already wet."

"I can't wait to have you inside me."

I couldn't agree more. Don't F this up, Chicago. Sure, you gave Hoiberg 25 million reasons to move his family back to Chicago. But he gave this state some real hope during our annual ice storms, blizzards and @#1Cyclonefan's gall bladder surgery.