Iowa City Man Drops Acid And Looks For Sex
According to CBS2, "An Iowa City man is facing multiple charges after a trip on acid that resulted in him taking his pants off, destroying his neighbors property, and attacking a doctor."
The suspect is 18-year-old Phillip Antonio Lopes-Round. He admitted to police he took four tablets of acid early Friday morning. The acid, according to Lopes-Round, "made him take off his pants and underwear, and ask his neighbor for sex."
You can clearly SEE this guy's nuts. (It's a joke, get it?)
I'm told acid can make you do really crazy things. I've never tried the drug myself, I was always scared I would imagine elephants in the room and lose my marbles...or my pants. I digress, let's get back to the story.
The woman turned Phillip down for the sex and he got angry. He decided to rip off his neighbors mailbox as well as the light that hung above it. Keep in mind, his pants are still off at this point, and he's super high on LSD.
Police were called to the scene and Lopes-Round was arrested. He was transported to Mercy Medical where things got a little crazy. Doctors tried to put a robe on him, because he had no pants on. He wanted none of this...so he head butted the doctor. it was a classic WWE style head butt.
Phillip now faces a slew of charges and will appear in court later this month.
Remember kids, drugs are bad....don't take them. And always keep your pants on.