Florida Woman’s Oral Favors Blamed For Causing Car Accident, Man’s Junk Injury

A Florida Woman's oral favors are not only being blamed for causing a car accident, but also for genital injuries sustained by the man.

Police say a Florida Man was driving distracted due to the sexual acts being performed on him by his female passenger, which caused the driver to crash directly into a FedEx truck in Fort Lauderdale Thursday night.

The man and his female companion were both found just after the collision, both partially naked in the street.

Images from right after the crash shows the crash appears to be a head-on collision, and judging by the guy laying in the street with his pants around his ankles, head-on collision means two things.

According to Daily Mail, the man did successfully avoid having his penis forcibly and accidentally bitten off in the collision.

The FedEx driver and passenger can be seen chilling against a pole nearby while officers tend to the injured man and the woman who surely has a concussion from the airbag that probably went off two inches from her head.

So far, no charges have been issued in the accident, and police have not released names.

The couple's SUV looks to be likely totaled, with the hood crumpled up into the windshield and all airbags deployed. It's not clear what speed the duo was traveling at, but they did a good deal of damage to the FedEx van.

The van's hood is also crumpled and had airbags deployed inside.

Read more at Daily Mail

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