Dear slow drivers in the left lane,

Hi there, it's your old pal Jaymz. I'm the guy that's driving behind you in the left lane. I'm trying to get around you, but I can't. You're actually going slower then what the speed limit allows. What's going on here?

I tried to get your attention, but you were busy texting. It looked like it was an important text, as you were really getting after it. I'm just not sure why you won't move over. The other drivers are getting mad, too.

You see, the slow moving traffic should stay on the right side of the road. That's the unwritten rule of the highway. Why do you people think you can break the rules?

What you're doing is dangerous. It's also very selfish. I wanted to speed past you in the right lane, but that could have caused an accident. I'm not crazy, I'm just a guy trying to get home, and right now, you suck.

So please, look in your mirror and switch lanes. For the safety of me, and the other Iowa drivers. It's not asking for much, and we can be friends after this....I promise.

Just move over!



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