Rock Out With Your Caucus Out
Our state is starting to attract the quadrennial horde of satellite trucks with cameras pointed at politicians surrounded by bales of hay, tractors and silos. Gotta paint the proper picture of the flyover state.
Ah, yes. The Iowa Caucus season is starting to bloom. Ted Cruz just threw his hat into the ring. Many more will follow. No matter your party affiliation, we’re just as fed up as the next state. Sure, it’s cool that we’ve managed to hang on to our “first in nation status,” but the division bell has never rung louder. 9% [!] approval rating for Congress. Makes you long for November 9, 2016. The Day After The Political Commercials Stop.
Until then, stop on by Brian Williams. When your suspension runs out, let’s make up some more lies while you broadcast live in front of a sow.