Although the caucus is only days away, today we are revealing the results a little early just for you, courtesy of our friends at the World's Toughest Rodeo.
Our state is starting to attract the quadrennial horde of satellite trucks with cameras pointed at politicians surrounded by bales of hay, tractors and silos. Gotta paint the proper picture of the flyover state.
Ah, yes. The Iowa Caucus season is starting to bloom...