GMOs. Tainted food. Oh, the worries when you put your fork into something.

Now, this.

Consumerist is reporting on a grocery store in Austin, TX selling pizzle. That's bull penis, Shenizzle. It is often sold as a dog chew and can be consumed by humans. But, it’s not cool to take something out of a package that’s labeled as unfit for human consumption and then sell it to people.

The Texas Attorney General is all into a tizzy, fanizzy on the pizzle, you digellz?

You can't deceive by telling people it is "humane-grade" beef. You gotta tell 'em what it is. $5K fine for the grocery store.

Might lead to bull penis sale pricing at that location.