98.6. His body temperature AND his passer rating. Russell Wilson's heart rate and temp will apparently stay in the normal range when around his girlfriend Ciara. They're not doing it like they do it on the Discovery Channel.

That's gotta be tough on these Beautiful People. She's apparently a pop singer. He's a world-class gunslinger...who's also a patient man.

Russ, you can do better than that Tom Brady-lovin' trash talker. You must have formed some bad dating habits in Madison.

P.S. Go Beast Mode next time you're at the goal line with seconds remaining in a close Super Bowl.

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