So... this is a thing. This guy decided to use YouTube as his own personal dating service... we guess? What he has to offer is going to be hard to resist.

The unnamed man is offering up "free stud service." We're assuming that he's referring to himself as the stud, and who could deny it? Check out those short shorts! And that bat thing! He's obviously ready to please the right person, given the opportunity.

If you're looking for gentle cuddle time, this guy is not your man. You see, he's into getting roughed up a bit, insertion, and he also seems to enjoy getting lassoed for the right person.