The WORST Places To Go #2
When you gotta go, you gotta go. It's a fact of life, and everyone does it, so let's move past the awkwardness. The problem is when it comes at the wrong place, at the wrong time. That's when life sucks. We'd go as far as saying there's really nothing worse. Here are some of the worst places for that to happen. Think something's missing? Add it in the comments below.
- 1
The Office Bathroom
Oh crud. Nothing like the communal bathroom. And the smaller the office, the worse this is, especially when the middle stall is the only one open.
- 2
The Bar
True story: At the bar one night, walked into the men's room, and a super drunk guy decided to use the urinal for the toilet. Just ANOTHER reason why the bar is the wrong place.
- 3
Anywhere Where You're Swimming
There's nothing worse than a wet swimsuit when you have to take a deuce. Pulling the suit down is one thing. Then the wet toilet paper. Then pulling it back up. Ugghhh.
- 4
Airplane
The skies aren't so friendly when you really have to go. And then you have to take "the walk" past everyone, and they all know who is responsible.
- 5
The Single Stall Public Bathroom
You know what I'm talking about. When it's a unisex bathroom, one door to close and lock, and everyone uses the same one. Doctor's office, small businesses, your dorm...
- 6
No Toilet Paper
Yeah... hope you can hold it.
- 7
At a Concert or Festival
Port-a-john after everyone's been drinking, it's overcrowded, and it's hot. Cringe.
- 8
The In-Laws
Nothing like impressing her folks when nature calls, especially if this is your first time meeting them. Heck, doesn't even have to be the in-laws. Maybe just a girlfriend's parents. Or even worse... prom date's house. Date over... go home.