The Perfect Father’s Day Gift

As you already know, this Sunday is Father's Day. And what a better gift to give your sweet loving father than a day full of DAD JOKES! It's time to get him back for the endless larks that you are embarrassed to admit may have made you smile a few times. Fear not, because I've got the whole day planned for you. Sit back and let the vengeance begin.

1. While dad is enjoying a lovely breakfast....

Hey Dad, why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!

2. While dad is worshiping in church....

Hey Dad, how do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it

3. While dad sneezes....

Hey Dad, how do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!

4. While dad is grocery shopping.....

Hey Dad, would you like your milk in a bag? You know you should really leave it in the carton!

5. While dad is filing mail...

Hey Dad, want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind it's TEARable!

6. While dad is biking...

Hey Dad, why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was TWO TIRED!

7. While dad is least expecting it.....

Hey Dad, did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke? He won the NO-BELL prize!

Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there!

Check out more jokes where I found these: here, here, here.