Windscreen, foam cover, microphone muffler… whatever the hell it’s called, you gotta wonder what kind of amalgamation of spit, phlegm, bacteria and disease the KRNA microphone has on its protective foam shell. Every weekday, I bravely speak into a petri dish of foam.

Questions are constantly swirling around my head as I take to the KRNA airwaves. On my Monday mornings, I find myself taking a whiff and wondering, “Did Jaymz Larson go on a bender this weekend?” The most prominent pungency that is always present on the KRNA foam cover belongs to Shark. He’s on the KRNA airwaves more than anybody else… and boy can you smell it!