Oh, H Ave Speed Cam, how I loathe you so
In driving rain, sleet or snow

I've focused my speedometer stare
To avoid another ticket snare

We've all been burned by your digital lens

Quite frankly, it's given us all The Bends

While Mayor Corbett debates legalities
Let me speak in generalities

The day when a ticket arrived without squad car intervention
Was the day I gave the City of CR a one-finger salutation

While the rage may be severe
Let me make this clear

Robots may soon do my vacuuming and dishes
Until then, the auto-bot cams make us their bitches