According to ABC News, "The Powerball jackpot has reached $400 million for the first time in nearly three months." That's not a typo, the jackpot is over $400 million dollars!

The odds of winning the Powerball are one in 292.2 million. It's a long shot, so don't spend too much of your hard earned money chasing the big prize. But if you did win, what would you do with the cash?

After I win tonight, I'm planning on throwing a huge party in downtown Cedar Rapids. There will be FREE BEER and plenty of Vodka. The food will feature an endless amount of sharp cheddar cheese and beef sticks. The main course will be catered by our good friends at Taco Bell. As for the entertainment, Metallica will headline the show with special guests Skid Row and Anthrax. I've also invited  Don Dokken to be the Master of Ceremonies.

I won't quit my job after I win $400 million tonight. In fact, my plan is to purchase the station and rename it 94.1 KISS. The new format will spin classic KISS tunes 24 hours a day.

The Powerball drawing is tonight, so make sure you get a ticket. It only costs a couple of bucks to dream.

[Source:ABC News]