My Ridiculously Lazy Memorial Day Weekend

Fast food, sweat pants, lengthy afternoon naps, and overall worthlessness. This is a good summation of my Memorial Day weekend. It’s good to be lazy once in a while, but I may have taken it too far. When you can’t muster enough motivation to brush your teeth until the early evening hours, you truly are a bum.

Showering? Too much effort. Preparing a quality meal at home? Nah, let’s just go through the drive thru. Sunday it was Popeye’s. Monday it was Chick-fil-A. My wardrobe for the weekend was a sight to behold. 20 year-old Colorado Buffaloes sweatshirt. Chicago Blackhawks sweatpants. You can’t lay on the couch for lengthy naps in skinny jeans! Unshaven. Unclean. Unmotivated.