I know who did it!!

It was the disgruntled co-worker, in the park, with...a wood chipper?!

According to CBS2 News, 26-year-old Scott Iverson grabbed a fellow tree service employee in a tight choke hold and then tried to push him head-first into a wood chipper! This bizarre scenario unfolded in Keizer, Oregon last Thursday afternoon. Thankfully another employee was there to help the 22-year-old victim who claims, "he had no idea why he was attacked."

I'll admit, I've had a few riffs with different co-workers over the years, but none so extreme that I considered attempted murder! What was this guy thinking? No body, no crime?! I'm not so sure that's how it works...

If the game of CLUE has taught us anything, it's that no matter how, no matter where, and no matter who, [attempted] murder is still murder. And I don't know about you, but this is one game I will happily sit out.

[Source: CBS2 News]