Masters Weekend Tune Up Tips – For Hackouchers [VIDEOS]

9 times out of 10, Weekend warriors on the golf course are "Hackouchers." Half Hack. Half Doucher. Are you like me and guilty of the majority of the course crimes committed by 'O Dudes Perfect? One time we had a bachelor kegger at Fillmore, outside of Cascade. Had a cart doing 360s down a muddy hill. Don't think that groundskeeper would want us back. This DP video starts with a common cart faux pas.

I find a nice round with friends is a great time to socialize. We all suck, so why not get some chitter chatter in and not worry so much about etiquette?

So, what do you think will happen this weekend at Augusta? One thing's for sure: Jim Nance will wallow in the gallantry of the game and make you throw up a little in your mouth.

As for the actual action, look for Master Zach to knock 'em down respectably and for Tiger to be home with his ski-babe by Saturday morning. If Bubba wins, that's three out of four. Mac & Cheese will taste pretty good the green jacket goes on again.