Man to Boaters With No Life Vests: ‘I’m Putting You on the News!’ [Video]
A group of "jack a--es out on a boat without no life preservers on" were spotted boating without life jackets and this guy was not okay with that. "I'm puttin' you on the news," he shouted at the boaters repeatedly.
When the boaters finally got annoyed enough to yell back at him, he followed up with, "I'm puttin' you on the news for cussin' at me," as if that's a thing you end up on the news for.
Either he's really well connected with media people who care about uninteresting hillbilly drama and boating safety, or he has no idea how the news works.
Either way, this is the dumbest fight that has ever been picked in the history of boating.