The Iowa State Fair is the place to be if you like crazy amounts of food stands and screaming at your family! Iowans have managed to turn the act of yelling obnoxiously loud to get your family members' attention into a contest -- a horrific, embarrassment of a contest.

If you enjoy a good ear bleeding from time to time, tune into the entire video to hear dozens of people (including small children) scream for their significant other or their parents.

If you can somehow get through awfulness, you'll find that the people who participate in this contest are very strange. Perhaps the show can enact our own competition in tribute to this one.

The next fair is in 271 days if you'd like to get in on the action.