I'm no rock-n-roll talent scout or anything, but I can tell good from bad....and this is bad.

Where do I start? Do I talk about their musicality, or lack thereof? Do I comment on their completely uninspiring performance? How about that lackluster feigning of excitement?

Then there's the video. There's not enough space in this blag to even touch on that. Let's just say that it's worse than the band as a whole...and that's pretty high on the list of things that suck. They seriously remind me of Doyle Hargrave's band in Slingblade.

Check out the video for the song below. Maybe someone here in town can cover it for a laugh...or maybe try to improve on it...

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present "Raise Some Kaine" from the one and only (Thank GOD) Wally World Encinitas!

Or Not... this is, most likely, a lesson about turds and trying to polish them.