I Stayed Up Too Late Watching Cubs Cards Game
Here are my top five excuses for being late on Monday:
"I still haven't got this daylight savings time down yet." This one only last for a few weeks in early spring so you better get to using it quickly. It has a short shelf life. But you can always revise it in the fall.
" I stayed up too late watching the Cubs/Cardinals game." And to think there's only 161 more games to go...
" The dogs were barking, the cats were prowling, my spouse was snoring and the birds were chirping before I knew it "
"Well, now that the days are getting longer, that means the nights are getting shorter. How am I supposed to keep up?
"I've got a problem with my eyes. I can't see myself coming into work today". What more can I say about this one... it really doesn't work too well if your boss has an IQ above 70.
" I had to get my rest today because I'll be up very late going to the Journey concert Monday night"
I don't suppose you could really get away with using any of these excuses as a legitimate reason for showing up late on Monday. But let me know just in case you have any luck with one or more of these lame excuses.