I Hate Strollers, Let’s ban Them From the Farmers Market

Apparently, there was some hullabaloo this week about banning dogs from the farmer's market in downtown Cedar Rapids.

Some people say they're disruptive. They say dogs get in the way. They say dogs cause them aggravation. Hmmm, I think the same thing about kids. Here's my idea: ban strollers from the farmer's market.

I think strollers are sent straight from the depths of hell. They're cumbersome. They're disruptive. They're annoying. If you've ever walked behind a person pushing one, you know what I'm talking about. So how about we scrap those detestable things from the farmer's market?

If you want to take your kid to the farmer's market, that's cool, but maybe wait until they're old enough to walk on their own. Most small children don't want to be at an event with tons of people and hot weather anyway.

I say let our well-behaved furry friends attend the farmer's market if it makes their tails wag. Instead, ban those awful young children and the strollers they came ridin' in on. But I like dogs more than kids, so I'm biased.