Where’s Marty Moose When We Need Him?

Did you see the same headline I saw today? It read: "Girl's fatal mistake with Uzi". The details of the story were basically this: A 9-year-old girl vacationing with her family accidentally shot and killed a shooting instructor at a gun range in Arizona. Remember when Clark and Ellen Griswold just took the kids to Walley World? Ahh, simpler times.