Penn State comes to town this Saturday to take on the Iowa Hawkeyes. I'm pretty excited for this one! The game will be on ESPN/ABC, with a 6:42 p.m.start. A night game, a national television audience, two undefeated teams and an ALL-DAY Tailgate party!

Now, with the late start it's very important to pace yourself. If you plan to begin drinking when the sun comes up, it could make for a long day. In fact, you might actually be hung over by the time the game starts....And that's no fun. (trust me)

It's REALLY important to pace yourself. After all, it's a marathon...not a sprint. So, take it from me and show up a little later to the stadium on Saturday. Sleep in, take the dog for a walk, rake the leaves, heck - maybe even treat your wife to a hearty breakfast!

After all of that nonsense, grab your pals and head to your tailgate party around noon. That STILL  gives you over 5 hours of solid drinking. Trust me, that will be enough time to reach the perfect buzz before kick-off.

I would start off with a few beers, but not frat-party style. Kick things off with 3 or 4 tall boys. After that, let's get to the Vodka. Again, nothing too crazy, the ratio should only be about 70% booze to 30% mix. Nothing to strong...2 or 3 of these refreshing treats and you'll be feeling great!

Remember, it's will be hot on Saturday: DON'T FORGET TO DRINK WATER. If you don't, you'll be sorry. Here's my normal routine:

BEER, BEER, WATER, BEER, VODKA, WATER, WATER, VODKA, VODKA, BEER WATER, FIREBALL SHOT.

Don't forget to pop a couple of aspirin before walking in to the stadium. Most doctors would advise against this, but what do they know? This way your not TOO hung-over by halftime.

Other then that, just don't do anything stupid.

  • NO PUBLIC URINATION
  • KEEP YOUR CLOTHS ON
  • DON'T PUKE ON YOUR FRIENDS
  • DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE

Okay, you should be all set!  Thanks for listening. GO HAWKS!