A radio station becomes a lonely place on the weekend. The most you're likely to see is a poor DJ trying to scrap together a pathetic living by pulling some weekend duty. I had some things to tidy up around work, so I headed to the station around dusk on Saturday (6/11). As I got off the elevator and walked down the hallway to the KRNA studio, I about shat myself. (Note: For you layman, "shat" is defined by the Merriam-Webster dictionary as "the past and past participle of sh*t"). Cardboard cutouts of Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner nearly gave me a heart attack.

Bill Hahn

An office door was open, the lights were off, and there was just enough sunlight to silhouette these two douchebags.  Our Production Director, Holly Penuel is a mighty fine gal. I met her almost 10 years ago and I've always gotten along with her. But what in the hell is she doing with these things in her office? For what it's worth, I'm Team Jacob all the way! Just kidding. I don't give a sh*t about those movies.

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