Counting The Ways To Spend a Half Billion Dollar Powerball Payout

You're planning a stop today at Casey's aren't you? Dreaming a little dream as you add a Powerball ticket to your famous pizza and Camel Lights purchase. You have a 1-in-175 million chance to win tonight's $500 million jackpot. It's the fifth highest of all time..

I save $104 dollars a year by not buying lotto tickets. This means I should not be the guy who lists his wants and needs after banking a half billion. Screw that, I can dream too...

• Immediate learjet purchase
• Fly to Barbados
• Hang with my wife on the beach watching our kids make sandcastles
• Call my pilot and ask how many hours to Switzerland
• Fly to Switzerland.
• Ski
• Eat chocolate
• Repeat
• Buy KRNA
• Let my kids program it
• Sit back and enjoy wall-to-wall Disney soundtrack songs
• Give Mayors Corbett and Hayek some cash to build floodwalls
• Leave Iowa
• Buy homes in Barbados and Switzerland

May the force be with your numerical choices tonight.