Could I Interest You in Some Nachos on a Stick?

MLB teams are pulling out all the stops when it comes to ballpark food.

We have ice cream-filled baseball helmets and churro dogs with more than 1,000 calories apiece. Now comes the latest innovation for your concession stand consumption:

Deep-fried nachos on a stick.

The Milwaukee Brewers will debut their Inside The Park Nachos this coming season at Miller Park. If you order one, you'll get a stick of beef, loaded with refried beans, rolled in Doritos, and then deep fried and drizzled with sour cream and cheese. I can feel the arteries clogging already.

They sound like the perfect accompaniment to my beloved Miller High Life, which they serve proudly at the Milwaukee ballpark, of course.