Memorial Day Weekend is usually a seasonal milepost. Nice weather. No bugs. No buttsweat. That changes quickly.

We are only a few days post-holiday. The gnats, the humidity. Omnipresent.

Heavy rain expected overnight for the eastern half of the Hawkeye State. C'mon, Justin Roberts! Give us a dry Weather First Forecast...stop the swarm, brah!

Vanilla body spray might work. So might Absorbine Jr. The guys over at Ask the Exterminator have other tips.

My tip: Stay inside and play video games. Use that seasonal agoraphobia to your advantage.