It's Mad Marchness time and I'm fully prepared to sink to the bottom of the biggest pool in America. It's KRNA's Million Dollar Bracket Challenge. If history repeats itself, I'll be a bottom feeding Shark. The kind that squirm and struggle, gasping for one last breath of hoopy oxygen. Even if I were eligible to win a cool million, I'd have no chance. It's a curse, this bracket business for your PM KRNA DJ, LOL.YOLO. And that life never reveals any good picks from my mouse clicks.

Click yours here to sign in to win. Your deadline is Selection Sunday. Then, it's go time. I'd give you some advice, but....