Bill’s Review Of The 4th
Subtlety is not an American strong suit. We go big or go home. You just know sh*t is gonna go down as America celebrates its birthday! You can always count on a few unfortunate news stories on July 5th. Surely there will be some blown-off appendages or some other tomfoolery that Uncle Sam would be proud of.
My 4th of July was filled with explosives, gluttonous eating, an adult beverage (or two) and a whole lotta family... just the way you want it! Here's my list of things that there was just too much of on the 4th...
And let's end with the troubling... what the hell is this thing that my kid and his cousins crawled out of?