Bill Empties Wallet In Las Vegas (PHOTOS)

Subtle is something Las Vegas is not. Walking down Las Vegas Boulevard ("The Strip"), you'll get a grand buffet of odd, loud, colorful, tacky and... is smutty a word? On the way to eat at Guy Fieri's restaurant, there's a dude wearing Ace Frehley's KISS make-up wearing nothing but a g-string... well, maybe some shoes. I honestly didn't notice if he was sporting foot attire due to the huge man-bulge. Coincidentally, the real Ace Frehley was in town over the weekend. Man, I hope that wasn't Ace in the g-string!

Las Vegas basically made me its bitch for three days. Well, it made my wallet its bitch anyways. I like to travel, so when an opportunity arose to go to some place I had never been before, I took the bait. My wife was a little taken aback that guys on The Strip were still trying to hand me cards for an escort even with her standing right there. Like I said, not too subtle.

One of the highlights of the trip was seeing The Beatles Cirque du Soleil show, Love at The Mirage. Well, that comes in a close second behind Bizarro-Ace Frehley's massive package. I thought I'd share some photos of my first trip to Vegas.

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