I call the automated Emergency Alert System voice "Digital Dan." His cousin "Euro Digital Sven" is here to talk about your man boobs. Turns out, all that beer you drink is giving you a really nice rack.

Let's get hoppy. The hoppier the beer, the higher the estrogen level says Dr. Auto voice. We must heed his words. Man boobies are to be celebrated, not mocked. With the craft craze sweeping the nation, this pheonomon will only grow and grow and grow some more.

Forget Training Balls. We need Training Bras.