Baconfest Would’ve Been A Great Stop For These Guys, Had They Not Retired Last Year.

We bow to the sow in 9 days. It's Baconfest 2014 at NewBo City Market and we have some big plans for the day. We might need to have some of our male staffers dress up like these guys.

All good Cowboy fans detest anything having to do with Redskins football, but these guys even brought a chuckle to the biggest Washington haters. Put on the snout nose, grab Aunt Bertha's best house dress, buy a couple of tall brews at RFK and GET IT ON. Shame they retired last year. No wonder RG III had a bad season.

We'd love to see you at Baconfest, no matter your garb. Live music from The Fez and John & Jen of 8 Seconds, endless bacon samples and more.

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