Kelsie Smeby — Babe of the Day
Forgive us if we assume too much, but we're thinking that Smeby you'd like to see more, no?
Woman’s Headaches Are Really a Spider Living in Her Ear
Daddy longlegs, meet migraine.
Julia Gilas — Babe of the Day
It's her duty to flaunt that booty.
Gigi Paris — Babe of the Day
It's no surprise that this French-Venezuelan (Frenchezuelan?) beauty from Miami was heavily considered for Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Issue.
Man Taking His Beer From London Terror Scene Becomes 2017’s Hero
Cold-hearted meets a tall cold one.
Bri Teresi — Babe of the Day
This self-proclaimed "Instagram Queen" has a great sense of humor and a fondness for underboob. Long live the queen, y'all.
Amanda Lee — Babe of the Day
If you think this job is easy, you try to concentrate on writing with dat booty staring you down. It ain't easy.
Lindsey Pelas — Babe of the Day
Prediction: Every picture on she posts on Instagram will be framed in the Babe Hall of Fame someday.
Thieves Stole a Whopping $160,000 Worth of Beer
The only thing better than a nice cold one is a heck of a lot of nice cold ones.
Ola Kowal — Babe of the Day
We couldn't read anything on her website, but body language is universal.