Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Jewelry Thieves Foiled By an Unforgiving Counter
The (glass) case against them is very strong.
#ThingsToAvoidAtAPublicPool Tweets May Save Your Summer
It's a summer tradition, but one you should approach with caution.
Insane Waterslide Jumper Risks Breaking His Sphincter
Any waterslide experience you've ever had pales in comparison to this one.
Wow, Workers Waste a Ton of Time Each Day on Personal Business
Sounds like America's workers are phoning it in.
Michael Phelps Didn’t Race a Real Shark and People Are Madder Than a Great White
This most certainly did not live up to the hype.
Remember Kato Kaelin? Well, He’s Livid With the Brewers.
The Milwaukee Brewers are kind of the Kato Kaelin of Major League Baseball: they were relevant a long time ago, but people have pretty much forgotten they're still here.
White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer Resigns
White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer has stepped down, reports the 'New York Times.'
What Drink Do Americans Like Most? (Hint: Beer. It’s Beer.)
Let's make a toast to our favorite beverage.
Idiotic Social Media Star Is a Total Jerk Who’s Driving Neighbors Bonkers
Man, is this guy annoying.
What Celebrity Is Behind the Marshmallow Hot Dog Calamity?
A polarizing figure is at it again, proving that some food combinations are better left off the plate.