Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
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Steve Carell Has Grey Hair Now and the Internet Is Totally Smitten
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If anyone deserves a drink, it's this guy.
Charlie Sheen Selling Babe Ruth’s 1927 World Series Ring
Want some bling owned by Wild Thing?
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MMA Fighter Needs Only 4 Seconds to Knock Out Overmatched Opponent
In the time it takes you to read this, an MMA fighter started and finished a fight.
Mom Drops Daughter for College Orientation, Hangs With Football Team
There are cool moms and then there's this lady.
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Tattoos are going to a place you may not expect to see them.
Lifeguard, 15, Saves Toddler 20 Minutes Into His First-Ever Shift
This teen has already had a summer he'll never forget.