Sometimes, being just like everyone else is all you want.

WIRED has put together this fun, eye-opening look at what the average person does each day.

From sleep (8.7 hours) and peeing (4-7 times) to Facebook usage (40 minutes) and cursing (80 times), this clip goes over the many things we do each day, but probably never stop to consider if we're doing too much or too little of them.

Let's just say the farting info has us concerned and questioning our diet.

We'd love to see where Donald Trump stands in relation to all the stats because he'd like everyone to believe he's way above average. We're inclined to think he's average only when it comes to farts, though, because, well, he's full of hot air. Rim shot, please, because we think we've finally found the world's best joke.