A Bare-Assed Mt. Vernon Missed Connection
Gotta love a horned-up Craigslist Missed Connection. Some weekend activities are condusive to ass-flashing. The car wash is one of them.
Since the writer references "bare ass" and not "bare & hairy ass" is it safe to assume it is a voyeuristic man looking at a woman's "amazing" assets? Never know.
Next time, just walk up and ask if the "close the car wash sliding door" option is available in MTV.